Hi-I'm an idiot-it turns out! I thought I had enough design savvy to float myself right through this whole WEBPAGE process I failed to notice that technical FLOOD was headed my way and I am drowning and this is the most embaressing thing that I have gotton myself into since becoming a sunday school teacher and getting a DUI in the same week. Some plz help- I'll paint your portrait- I paint your pet 'hampsters' portrait!!! for FREEEEEEE! help me PLZ SOMBODY-- I need a tech--.!??? THATS ME! Cluless during last Christmas TOO!